Couldn’t help myself…

…Google Trending Topic (from a few weeks ago…I’m behind per usual)

SCREECH STABS

Screech didn’t do it. Salty The Pocketknife did.

What the news forgot to tell you is that some jackass yelled out “SALTY THE POCKETKNIFE” at the bar pointing to Screech (Yeah Dustin Diamond..who’s that guy?)
Ironically enough someone just so happens to be casually stabbed just a few feet away. Bad choice trying to settle down in Wisconsin. You will be the center of all drunken jokes and mishaps ESPECIALLY if your Screech…Therefore stabbing might be a viable act…

WHY DIDN’T SOMEONE JUST YELL OUT “SAVED BY THE BELL”?

I mean who the fuck knows him as the bass player for a band with music that combines the sounds of Metallica and melodies of parody from “Weird Al” Yankovic.

To be honest the song isn’t that bad after a minute kicks in. Appreciate it for what it is…

Urban Dictionary Defines: SALTY THE POCKETKNIFE

Urban Dictionary’s defines salty the pocketknife